The Late Nite Landfill

Welcome to the landfill! Every weekend late night NYC's Channel 7 excavates mostly awful movies to show. Rancid films with vampires, rogue cops, scorned mistresses. Featuring 0 budgets & folks well past their prime, or for whom the adjectives "actor" and "actress" are dubious at best. My mission: prevent you from unwittingly seeing one of these crimes against filmanity by linking trailers so you don't have to watch the whole films! Unless you want to cure your insomnia, or play a game of MST3k!

Saturday, February 2, 2008

"Replicant"

Recipe for a Late Nite Landfill crass-ic:

STEP 1: Have screenwriter pen a wretchedly bad ripoff of “Blade Runner” and “Terminator 2.”

STEP 2: Steal the cool transform-o-pod from the Jeff Golblum remake of “The Fly.”

STEP 3: Make sure you have absolutely NO budget for special effects, so symbiotic fluid really looks just like cake mix.

STEP 4: Hire Jean-Claude Van Damme.

View the trailer here:

Or watch the entire movie Sunday, February 3rd, 2008 at 11:35 on WABC-TV Channel 7 - if you dare!

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